Read How do explain When a Nigerian Police officer arrests you and checks your phone and just at that moment, a text message comes in from your friend saying "
Abeg, if you dey come, buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey jolly well before we go out tonight".
How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)? To make matter worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1".
Oya start to. Explain ......